What Instrument Will Lead to Your Rockstar Dreams?

1. How would you describe your perfect match?

a blow up doll.

the stay at home type that only parties occasionally because someone has to pay the bills.

someone hot, with low moral values and a debilitating low self image.

a drunken recluse you cornered at the liquor store.

a partier who likes to go all out and stops just short of running through the streets naked.

2. What would you look for in an alley?

A place to sleep and urinate...in that order.

Discarded food.

Discarded clothes.

Unwanted art

Unfinished bottles of booze.

3. What is your favorite city?

San Francisco

Boston

New York

Seattle

L.A.

4. What is your most prized possession?

A bong I had blessed by Motorhead.

Your autographed can of Billy Beer™.

An ascot I had blessed by the Pope.

My leather pants.

My parents credit card.

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