What Kind of Husband Are You?

1. On your wedding day the only thing you could think about was

how perfect everything looked

how you'll have to throw away your little black book now

how beautiful your bride is

how much everything is going to cost

how there was no one hotter than you there

2. You notice your wife has put on a little weight. You

call her porky" and give her a bottle of slim fast"

don't want to be seen with her

start cooking healthy dinners

suggest the two of you start going to the gym

remind her how hot she looked before

3. Your wife tells you she is having a baby! You

wonder what's going to happen to her figure

go out drinking with your friends

think now you'll be the perfect family!

rub her belly

tell her you won't be changing any diapers

4. You discover your wife maxed out the credit cards. You

don't mind because she spent it all on you

tell her she better start working overtime to pay them off

suggest the two of you go to credit counseling

pay them off without a word to her

cut them up

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