BrainFall.com - What Shoe Are You?

1. If you make it to 100 years old, you will...

No chance. You'll be lucky to make next week.

Cry every night over long-lost loves.

Skydive head-first from a 747.

Only eat at restaurants with a sizeable senior discount.

Be the smartest grandparent at book club.

2. You get fired from the megafirm you founded. You...

Accept it. Now you can finally take those adult education classes you've been eyeing.

Smile, shake hands, and come back the next day with a machete.

Email dirty pictures of your boss to all your ex-coworkers.

Start a better, bigger company in the skyscraper next door.

Have a mental breakdown and call every relative who was at that reunion.

3. Your dream house is...

An apartment in the heart of the city.

A castle in the clouds. Guarded by griffins.

An RV.

A treehouse in the forest where you'll never have to see another person ever again.

A bungalow in a quiet beachfront community.

4. While introducing your significant other to your parents, s/he lets out an ear-splitting belch. You...

Send him/her home immediately. It is SO over.

Pull your partner aside and demand that s/he apologize this minute.

Pretend it was Fido again. Oh, Fido, always so burpy.

Belch louder.

Ignore it. Your parents are a little deaf, anyways.

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