How English Are You?

Do you manage to keep a stiff upper lip while tossing back pints, or do you take your tea without any milk, like a savage? Just how English are you? Take the quiz to find out! The art of queueing, have you mastered it? You mean, like, queueing MP3s? Of course!. “Art”? Aren’t you taking standing in line a bit too seriously?. It’s the only thing holding this great nation together!. You decide to have a look in the sweets shop and are bewildered to discover that you have accidentally waltzed into the cheese shop instead. What happens next? You exit and head to the sweets shop, of course. . Utterly embarrassed, you mumble an apology and head off to find the sweets shop.. You pretend to peruse their selection before settling on a bit of Red Leicester.. Binge drinking. Your thoughts? It's dangerous. Lager louts are rather unseemly representations of Englishness. I don't have many thoughts when I'm drinking. Speaking of which... fancy a pint?. Well, it's pretty English innit?. Cricket is… A chirpy little insect. A snoozefest. Completely impenetrable. A delightfully engaging and gentlemanly pastime. What do you spread on your toast, then? Butter. Jam. Marmite, of course. Something else. Do you take milk in your tea? Yes. No. I don't drink tea!. Has the world gone mad? Tea without milk?. Will England have a shot at the next FIFA World Cup? Not likely. Underdogs, perhaps. Yes, I predict we'll win it all next time!. Speaking of football, what separates the men from the boys and the winners from the losers? Coaching. Chemistry. Talent, of course. Pure heart. The Royal Family... An unfortunate distraction. Good for a bit of gossip. An utter embarrassment. A powerful symbol of England’s past and present glory. You friend’s dog has died and they’ve been reduced to a blubbering mess. This makes you feel… Sad for my friend, of course.. Motivated to cheer them up!. Horrifically awkward and eager to extricate myself from this very unfortunate situation.. Like I ought to be making tea..

How English Are You?

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You are 37% English! That makes you "Somewhat More English Than, Say, A Frenchman."

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